Blog Action Day: BE the Change! 5 Easy Tips
By • December 25th, 2007Readers, I am really excited about Blog Action Day and all the revolutionary change it is bringing about in the world. I’d like to throw my $.02 into the mix with these five easy tips I suggest everyone follow:
- Read all of the posts about Blog Action Day
- Wash the cat pee out of your clothes
- Repeat after me: No one cares about blogs or the blogosphere
- Get rid of your hybrid car, and buy a Suburban or Hummer. Or anything built before 1980. I drive a 1973 Buick and on a good day it gets 9.5 miles to the gallon (premium only).
- Commit to being smegma-neutral by 2009. This means that for every 4 grams of smegma you produce you have to mail a check for $2.50 to my organization, SmegmaOffset.org. We are not a scam.
* Thanks to Mr. Provost for inspiring me yet again
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